Schokay, where to begin?
The poem is written by me, and read by me, and since English isn't my first language, all the errors in pronounciation are also mine. This was just an idea I wanted to try, and so ... I tried it.
The poem can be found in text here: [link]
What else? Oh yeah:
Nair belongs to Church & Dwight Co., Inc. (I think, Wikipedia said so anyway!).
Colgate belongs to the Colgate-Palmolive Company (again, thank you Wikipedia).
Duro SuperGlue belongs to ... well ... Duro, I'd suppose. :S
Mace belongs to Mace Security International (according to the very trustworthy Wikipedia, yet again) and the Safe Spray can used in this film belongs to me (got it from my mom), but originally came from Teknikmagasinet.
The Winchesters and Supernatural belongs to mr Kripke and the CW. *bows down*
I mean no harm when I mention a religious sect, aliens, evil neighbours, evil bosses, evil children, policemen, guys in prison, or speeding cars. Hopefully, no one will take offence. Since it's ... you know. Comedy.
And with that said ...
Hah. I knew that webcam would be good for something.